-== FROM DUSK TILL DAWN ==-

Seth: Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool.

Pete Bottoms: Look, he comes in here everyday. We bullshit, and he's used my bathroom about a thousand times. If I said no this time he'd know somethin' was up.
Seth: Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood.

Earl McGraw: Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.

Seth Gecko: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.

Richard Gecko: The Ranger's taking a piss. Why don't I just go there, blow his head off and get outta here.
Pete Bottoms: Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, and I'm acting as natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.

Sex Machine: So what's your name, darlin'?
Kate: Kate. What's yours?
Sex Machine: Sex Machine, pleased to meet you.

[Richard day-dreaming.]
Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
Richard: Uhh... sure.

[On his impending vampirization.]
Jacob: I'll be a lap dog of Satan.

Kate Fuller: What's going on?
Richard Gecko: We're having a wet bikini contest, and you just won.

Seth Gecko talking to Jacob Fuller about his wife's death in a car crash: Died instantly?
Jacob Fuller: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.
Seth Gecko: Whewww! Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

Richard Gecko: Where are my glasses?
Seth Gecko: They broke when you fell.
Richard Gecko: Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!
Seth Gecko: Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.
Richard Gecko: Whatdya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.
Seth Gecko: When we get to El Rey, I'll take care of it.
Richard Gecko: Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.

Chet Pussy: Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

Seth Gecko: Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a fuckin' 4-H club.
Richard Gecko: I gotta say I'm with Jacob on this. I been to some fucked up places in my time, but that place is fucked up.

Seth Gecko: Now, is my shit together, or is my shit together?
Richard Gecko: Your shit is forever together!

Jacob Fuller: Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
Seth Gecko: What did you call me?
Jacob Fuller: Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again? Very well. Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. They had every entrance to the border covered. There's no way you could get across. Did you? Yes, you did. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.

Seth Gecko: Fight now, cry later.

Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me, you'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

Kate Fuller: Are you okay?
Seth Gecko: Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

Seth Gecko: Do you have a cross?
Jacob Fuller: In the Winnebago.
Seth Gecko: In other words, no.
Scott Fuller: What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.
Sex Machine: He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
Seth Gecko: I don't know about that. In order for it to have any power, I think it's gonna be an official crucifix.
Jacob Fuller: What's an official cross? Some piece of tin made in Taiwan? What makes that official? If a cross works against vampires, it's not the cross itself, it's what the cross represents. The cross is a symbol of holiness.

Jacob Fuller: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?

Seth Gecko: Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.

Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.

Kate: Where are we going?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

[After Richard blows up Benny's World of Liquor.]
Seth Gecko: Low profile. Do you know what the words "low profile" mean?

Seth Gecko: [to Hostage Gloria] You. Plant yourself in that chair.
Hostage Gloria: What are you planning on doing with -
Seth Gecko: I said plant yourself. Plants don't talk.

Seth Gecko: Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... [holds up gun] Mr. 45 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 45 answers it.

Richard Gecko: Shit, I started to get worried. Where the fuck ya been?
Seth Gecko: Sight seein'.
Richard Gecko: What'd ya see?
Seth Gecko: Cops.

Seth: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?

Seth: Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief, I don't run around killing people I don't have to.

Jacob: I'm a mean m... m.... servant of God.

Seth: If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.